LAWAK DI SEKOLAH...

CIKGU: Ali, cuba bagi tau satu kelas, apa formula kimia untuk air?

ALI: Saya cuba ye cikgu..HIJKLMNO

CIKGU: Salah..

ALI: Knape plak cikgu?? Bukan semalam cikgu cakap "H to O" ke??

SILA ISI FORM ANDA...

Application Form
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Name: Zero

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 12345678910

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: my handphone being stole

Address: Penang Jelutong

City: Norhaliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 3rd

Country: I love to travel to Italy

Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: no internet, no email : bob marley

Education Background: My teacher said not so good but not so bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD, nearly being chased by JPJ i think

Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: Ask him lorh

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: i don't know, ask her lorh..

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

lama gler menyepi

setelah mendapat pujuk rayu dari rumate kesayangan aq, yg meminta aq meng"update blog" dgn tak semena2, aq kalah. aq cair dgn pujuk rayu rumate aq. tp rumate, aq x tau nak letak pe. xde idea lg. tape, dsebabkan ko wahai rumate, aq akn pnuhi impian ko untuk melihat aq update blog. nnt kan kmunculan "revenge of the zero towers"....(mengarut je tu..abaikan..)