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Application Form
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Name: Zero

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 12345678910

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: my handphone being stole

Address: Penang Jelutong

City: Norhaliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 3rd

Country: I love to travel to Italy

Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: no internet, no email : bob marley

Education Background: My teacher said not so good but not so bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD, nearly being chased by JPJ i think

Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: Ask him lorh

Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: i don't know, ask her lorh..

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay

When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high

Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?